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<Zoiks> its my birthday in two weeks :D
<Zoiks> I'mma throw a big party and invite all my friends
<Zoiks> shit dude, I need to start making plans
<+madhtr003> and friends
<InvisableGuy> you cant get drunk at my place no more
<dope^fish> aw why not?
<InvisableGuy> remember last time? you broke my fucking couch
<dope^fish> hehe shame :) i owned ur couch :0
<InvisableGuy> wel, i owned it, but u broke it.
<Python> Did you fall from a shooting star?
<silly_girlie> hehe
<silly_girlie> ahh sure why not
<GLT23> because your face looks like it slammed into earth at 1500 mph? is that the end of the pickup line?
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
<looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help
<looooly> ?
<voidnull> ok. don't ask your question, though. 'cause we can read your mind.
<looooly> really .so whats my problem <voidnull> ???
<voidnull> I think your problem is you're having difficulties understanding sarcasm.

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
- Doris Egan
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Mark Twain
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
- William Wallace
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic.
- David Gemmell
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
- Mae West