I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.