The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.