| Quote 27 | All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. |
| Quote 35 | A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. |
| Quote 37 | A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. |
| Quote 66 | Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. |
| Quote 136 | A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. |
| Quote 165 | Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believ... |
| Quote 176 | A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. |
| Quote 177 | Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and... |
| Quote 221 | A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. |
| Quote 250 | A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
| Quote 305 | A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. |
| Quote 875 | A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. |
| Quote 1278 | Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. |
| Quote 1515 | Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. |
| Quote 2707 | Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. |
| Quote 3465 | Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. |
| Quote 3932 | If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. |
| Quote 4166 | I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. |
| Quote 4304 | Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. |
| Quote 7621 | Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. |
| Quote 7628 | Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton |
| Quote 7647 | If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot... |
| Quote 7781 | One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague. |
| Quote 7833 | The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. |
| Quote 7844 | Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. |
| Quote 7870 | The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. |
| Quote 8014 | The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. |
| Quote 8071 | It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. |
| Quote 8266 | Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already. |
| Quote 8276 | Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage". |
| Quote 8283 | If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. |
| Quote 8310 | Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. |
| Quote 8453 | There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. |
| Quote 8472 | He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. |
| Quote 8477 | I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
- Michael Bergin |
| Quote 8542 | Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. |
| Quote 8554 | The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. |
| Quote 8601 | Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? |
| Quote 8617 | No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. |
| Quote 8638 | Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. |
| Quote 8644 | Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. |
| Quote 8650 | The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits. |
| Quote 8711 | Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. |
| Quote 8733 | When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. |
| Quote 8784 | Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. |
| Quote 8814 | Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. |
| Quote 8913 | It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. |
| Quote 8933 | It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband. |
| Quote 9035 | Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. |
| Quote 9171 | One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. |
| Quote 9195 | Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. |
| Quote 9209 | One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall... |
| Quote 9309 | On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be... |
| Quote 9355 | By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not... |
| Quote 9391 | My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. |
| Quote 9405 | Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. |
| Quote 9426 | The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. |
| Quote 9492 | They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. |
| Quote 9554 | Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person. |
| Quote 9595 | He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. |
| Quote 9617 | I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead with... |
| Quote 9657 | I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money. |
| Quote 9750 | Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious - friendship and learning. |
| Quote 9796 | When I get married, it'll be no secret.
- Elvis Presley |
| Quote 9805 | Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. |
| Quote 9870 | Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. |
| Quote 9897 | The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. |
| Quote 9936 | Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. |
| Quote 10055 | A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. |
| Quote 10070 | But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband? |
| Quote 10173 | An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. |
| Quote 10183 | Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. |
| Quote 10236 | I married beneath me, all women do.
- Nancy Astor |
| Quote 10250 | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| Quote 10254 | Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. |
| Quote 10264 | Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. |
| Quote 10305 | I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it. |
| Quote 10333 | If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. |
| Quote 10514 | I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don&#... |
| Quote 10632 | I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And sec... |
| Quote 10679 | No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. |
| Quote 10684 | Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. |
| Quote 10712 | The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. |
| Quote 10728 | I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. |
| Quote 10802 | The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
| Quote 10806 | Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. |
| Quote 10842 | Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family. |
| Quote 11012 | Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It m... |
| Quote 11027 | Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. |
| Quote 11080 | Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. |
| Quote 11095 | Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas m... |
| Quote 11181 | Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. |
| Quote 11308 | Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. |
| Quote 11372 | In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child... |
| Quote 11473 | Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. |
| Quote 11491 | Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. |
| Quote 11521 | The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. |
| Quote 11554 | Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! |
| Quote 11563 | Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
- George Jessel |
| Quote 11618 | It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. |
| Quote 11718 | Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. |
| Quote 11735 | Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. |
| Quote 11737 | When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. |
| Quote 11767 | Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. |
| Quote 11838 | Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyo... |
| Quote 11897 | It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness. |
| Quote 11949 | There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. |
| Quote 11955 | For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it&... |
| Quote 12225 | The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. |
| Quote 12247 | I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| Quote 12259 | All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. |
| Quote 12470 | There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and ... |
| Quote 12593 | Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. |
| Quote 12604 | If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. |
| Quote 12661 | In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. |
| Quote 12671 | Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window op... |
| Quote 12783 | Love is often the fruit of marriage.
- Moliere |
| Quote 12990 | Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. |
| Quote 13076 | Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brut... |
| Quote 13119 | Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. |
| Quote 13138 | In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. |
| Quote 13169 | Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a goo... |
| Quote 13196 | She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. |
| Quote 13201 | Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps. |
| Quote 13403 | When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everyth... |
| Quote 13418 | Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. |
| Quote 13457 | How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. |
| Quote 13471 | Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. |
| Quote 13510 | Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our lo... |
| Quote 13558 | Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. |
| Quote 13682 | Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? |
| Quote 13708 | The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. |
| Quote 13711 | More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. |
| Quote 13754 | There is a time for all things - except marriage, my dear. |
| Quote 13827 | Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. |
| Quote 13851 | Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.
- Yoko Ono |
| Quote 13946 | When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. |
| Quote 14071 | Marriage is an exercise in torture.
- Frances Conroy |