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Quote 151by Anonymous on 17/12/2010

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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    Quote 9030by Anonymous on 11/06/2012

    Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
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      Quote 9792by Anonymous on 23/08/2012

      Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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        Quote 11292by Anonymous on 10/12/2012

        The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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          Quote 12463by Anonymous on 17/04/2013

          I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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