Authors - Calvin Trillin

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Quote 3959by Anonymous on 12/02/2011

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
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    Quote 5408by Anonymous on 26/06/2011

    Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
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      Quote 6721by Anonymous on 05/10/2011

      The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
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        Quote 8496by Anonymous on 14/05/2012

        High-quality food is better for your health.
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          Quote 8764by Anonymous on 26/05/2012

          The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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            Quote 10350by Anonymous on 28/09/2012

            I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
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              Quote 12618by Anonymous on 04/05/2013

              I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
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                Quote 12905by Anonymous on 31/05/2013

                Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
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