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Quote 865by Anonymous on 08/01/2011

Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
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    Quote 2979by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

    She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it!
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      Quote 4172by Anonymous on 16/02/2011

      What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?
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        Quote 4828by Anonymous on 01/03/2011

        Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.
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