The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had and never will have.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.