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Quote 207by Anonymous on 21/12/2010

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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    Quote 7835by Anonymous on 22/02/2012

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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      Quote 8084by Anonymous on 20/04/2012

      My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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        Quote 9349by Anonymous on 12/07/2012

        How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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        • Jalpa: Lol, need to learn this. :P

        Quote 9766by Anonymous on 21/08/2012

        I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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          Quote 10671by Anonymous on 19/10/2012

          A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
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