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Quote 2by Anonymous on 07/12/2010

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
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    Quote 4361by Anonymous on 20/02/2011

    The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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      Quote 5422by Anonymous on 28/06/2011

      Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
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        Quote 7826by Anonymous on 20/02/2012

        The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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          Quote 9675by Anonymous on 14/08/2012

          How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
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            Quote 11717by Anonymous on 18/01/2013

            Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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