Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.