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Quote 9458by Anonymous on 31/07/2012

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
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    Quote 10849by Anonymous on 04/11/2012

    I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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      Quote 11266by Anonymous on 06/12/2012

      Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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        Quote 11330by Anonymous on 14/12/2012

        If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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          Quote 11540by Anonymous on 08/01/2013

          Never floss with a stranger.
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            Quote 11765by Anonymous on 21/01/2013

            Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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