Authors - Joe E. Lewis

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Quote 7869by Anonymous on 26/02/2012

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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    Quote 11902by Anonymous on 30/01/2013

    I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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      Quote 12731by Anonymous on 14/05/2013

      I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
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        Quote 13190by Anonymous on 26/06/2013

        I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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