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Quote 7902by Anonymous on 02/03/2012

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
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    Quote 8162by Anonymous on 26/04/2012

    You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
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