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Quote 1069by Anonymous on 09/01/2011

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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    Quote 1073by Anonymous on 09/01/2011

    Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
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      Quote 1878by Anonymous on 18/01/2011

      Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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        Quote 3786by Anonymous on 09/02/2011

        You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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          Quote 7030by Anonymous on 17/10/2011

          A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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            Quote 8711by Anonymous on 23/05/2012

            Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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              Quote 9692by Anonymous on 15/08/2012

              The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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                Quote 10121by Anonymous on 14/09/2012

                Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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                  Quote 11655by Anonymous on 14/01/2013

                  CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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                    Quote 12797by Anonymous on 23/05/2013

                    If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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