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Quote 1363by Anonymous on 12/01/2011

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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    Quote 7889by Anonymous on 28/02/2012

    Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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      Quote 9139by Anonymous on 21/06/2012

      To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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        Quote 9146by Anonymous on 22/06/2012

        Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
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          Quote 9256by Anonymous on 05/07/2012

          Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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            Quote 9277by Anonymous on 07/07/2012

            I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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              Quote 9643by Anonymous on 12/08/2012

              Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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                Quote 11019by Anonymous on 16/11/2012

                Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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                  Quote 11392by Anonymous on 26/12/2012

                  ACT and SAT each have their own parts of the country. The GRE has its lock on graduate admissions. And so, one could blame the companies, but really, economically, they have no incentive to change things very much because they're getting the business.
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                    Quote 11852by Anonymous on 26/01/2013

                    Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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                      Quote 12631by Anonymous on 04/05/2013

                      Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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