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Quote 255by Anonymous on 23/12/2010

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Quote 1504by Anonymous on 14/01/2011

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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    Quote 4738by Anonymous on 27/02/2011

    Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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      Quote 4905by Anonymous on 04/05/2011

      Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
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        Quote 7339by Anonymous on 03/11/2011

        Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
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          Quote 10321by Anonymous on 27/09/2012

          You haven't achieved equality until you're a legitimate target for humor.
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            Quote 11056by Anonymous on 20/11/2012

            The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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              Quote 11467by Anonymous on 03/01/2013

              In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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                Quote 11808by Anonymous on 24/01/2013

                Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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                  Quote 12330by Anonymous on 30/03/2013

                  Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
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                    Quote 12538by Anonymous on 27/04/2013

                    Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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