| <Dee> | A man walked along and saw a ladder going up into the heavens |
|
<Dee> | he climbed up a ladder and saw an ugly woman |
|
<Dee> | the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' |
|
<Dee> | the man got freaked out and started climbing the ladder frantically |
|
<Dee> | on the next level, he saw a plain looking woman |
|
<Dee> | the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' |
|
<Dee> | seeing a pattern here, the man climbs the ladder again |
|
<Dee> | on the next ladder, he saw a really hot woman, very beautiful and sexy |
|
<Dee> | the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success' |
|
<Dee> | the man is tempted, but thinks, 'If the woman is hot here, imagine what it would be like in the next level!' and he climbs the ladder |
|
<Dee> | on that level there was this fat ugly hell's angel, with a fucking long beard, piercings and decorated with tattoos |
|
<Dee> | the man screamed "who the fuck are you?!" |
|
<Dee> | the hell's angel said "i am cess" |
Similar:
| Chat 10286 | slope_xb: American one = The Rung ..
slope_xb: er ... |
| Chat 17910 | [Faerleggs]: oh yeah, Easter ..
[Faerleggs]: which means I will have baskets of chocolate to go with my bucket of candy and can of DIET so... |
| Chat 3011 | Psylent: looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder |
| Chat 12221 | Spesh: It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. |
| Chat 20657 | nightwolf: What are your thoughts on chivalry? Â Do you hold the door open for women? ... |
| Chat 5655 | JonJonB: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book ... |
| Chat 130 | MeThlpizzza: ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window... ... |
| Chat 4850 | [13:49] Saxon-: but I am still two steps up the evolutionary ladder from karma ... |
| Chat 10210 | DooD: why is it that it's always the biggest, ugliest, burliest men that get gender reassignment surgery? ... |