It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.