Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

Old age is no place for sissies.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.