Authors - Bill Maher

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Quote 612by Anonymous on 06/01/2011

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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    Quote 987by Anonymous on 09/01/2011

    Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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      Quote 1424by Anonymous on 13/01/2011

      Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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        Quote 1848by Anonymous on 16/01/2011

        Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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          Quote 2380by Anonymous on 28/01/2011

          The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.
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            Quote 2951by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

            We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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              Quote 3038by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

              The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.
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                Quote 4195by Anonymous on 16/02/2011

                Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
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