I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.