Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.