In the end, everything is a gag.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.