Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

It happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated.

We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.

With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels.

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare long enough to get if she'd ever just return your gaze, this, this is your revenge.

We just had a near-life experience!

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.

Which is worse: Hell or nothing?

We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.