The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

All gardening is landscape painting.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Girls are the future mothers of our society, and it is important that we focus on their well-being.