Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

My idea of courage is the guy who has $500,000 tied up in the stock market and turns to the box scores first!

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.