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Quote 8291by Anonymous on 03/05/2012

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
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    Quote 8353by Anonymous on 07/05/2012

    The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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      Quote 10092by Anonymous on 12/09/2012

      I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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