A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.