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Quote 736by Anonymous on 07/01/2011

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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    Quote 3121by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

    There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams. Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.
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      Quote 3219by Anonymous on 05/02/2011

      If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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        Quote 3552by Anonymous on 06/02/2011

        It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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          Quote 4281by Anonymous on 18/02/2011

          My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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            Quote 4431by Anonymous on 21/02/2011

            What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
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              Quote 4533by Anonymous on 22/02/2011

              One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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                Quote 4634by Anonymous on 25/02/2011

                It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
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                  Quote 5299by Anonymous on 12/06/2011

                  There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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