Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

And to get real work experience, you need a job, and most jobs will require you to have had either real work experience or a graduate degree.