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Quote 5223by Anonymous on 05/06/2011

Don't jump on a man unless he's down.
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    Quote 5287by Anonymous on 12/06/2011

    The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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      Quote 5912by Anonymous on 05/09/2011

      Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
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        Quote 7347by Anonymous on 04/11/2011

        The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
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          Quote 7833by Anonymous on 21/02/2012

          The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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            Quote 13167by Anonymous on 26/06/2013

            Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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