Authors - Fran Lebowitz
Brief Biography
Frances Ann "Fran" Lebowitz (born October 27, 1950) is an American author. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker. - Wikipedia
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Quote 1295by Anonymous on 12/01/2011
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Quote 1368by Anonymous on 12/01/2011
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote 1726by Anonymous on 15/01/2011
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote 2078by Anonymous on 22/01/2011
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Quote 2540by Anonymous on 31/01/2011
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Quote 2679by Anonymous on 03/02/2011
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Quote 4584by Anonymous on 23/02/2011
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Quote 10232by Anonymous on 23/09/2012
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Quote 11318by Anonymous on 13/12/2012
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Quote 12246by Anonymous on 20/03/2013
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
Quote 12378by Anonymous on 02/04/2013
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Quote 12485by Anonymous on 21/04/2013
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
Quote 13940by Anonymous on 22/09/2013
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
