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Quote 423by Anonymous on 02/01/2011

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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    Quote 582by Anonymous on 06/01/2011

    When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
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      Quote 935by Anonymous on 08/01/2011

      Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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        Quote 1436by Anonymous on 13/01/2011

        Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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          Quote 1705by Anonymous on 15/01/2011

          I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.
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            Quote 2407by Anonymous on 28/01/2011

            Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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              Quote 3895by Anonymous on 11/02/2011

              If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
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                Quote 4138by Anonymous on 15/02/2011

                The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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                  Quote 7535by Anonymous on 16/12/2011

                  Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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                    Quote 9247by Anonymous on 02/07/2012

                    You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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                      Quote 9419by Anonymous on 31/07/2012

                      When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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                        Quote 9580by Anonymous on 04/08/2012

                        I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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                          Quote 11522by Anonymous on 07/01/2013

                          Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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                            Quote 12095by Anonymous on 28/02/2013

                            I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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