A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Home is one's birthplace, ratified by memory.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.