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Quote 8001by Anonymous on 18/03/2012

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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    Quote 9011by Anonymous on 10/06/2012

    I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
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      Quote 9665by Anonymous on 14/08/2012

      It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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        Quote 9707by Anonymous on 15/08/2012

        I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
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          Quote 11252by Anonymous on 05/12/2012

          I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
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            Quote 13183by Anonymous on 27/06/2013

            My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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