Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Never floss with a stranger.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.