A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.