Authors - Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 1818 - 14 October 1885). He was perhaps the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the second half of the 19th century after Mark Twain, although his reputation has not endured so well with later generations. - Wikipedia
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
At a certain point I'm going to want to have a family.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.