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Quote 3286by Anonymous on 05/02/2011

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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    Quote 9032by Anonymous on 11/06/2012

    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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      Quote 9368by Anonymous on 18/07/2012

      Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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        Quote 9864by Anonymous on 26/08/2012

        If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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          Quote 9901by Anonymous on 31/08/2012

          If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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            Quote 11981by Anonymous on 10/02/2013

            Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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              Quote 12489by Anonymous on 21/04/2013

              I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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