The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Food can become such a point of anxiety - not because it's food, but just because you have anxiety. That's how eating disorders develop.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.