My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

A poet needs a pen, a painter a brush, and a filmmaker an army.

You know what the fellow said: In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love--they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.

A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.