I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.