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Quote 667by Anonymous on 06/01/2011

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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    Quote 2566by Anonymous on 02/02/2011

    What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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      Quote 2763by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

      Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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        Quote 4162by Anonymous on 15/02/2011

        Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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          Quote 11298by Anonymous on 11/12/2012

          Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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            Quote 12099by Anonymous on 02/03/2013

            Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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