Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?