Authors - Robert Benchley

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Quote 2809by Anonymous on 03/02/2011

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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    Quote 8692by Anonymous on 22/05/2012

    In both business and personal life, I've always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do. Evidence of the languages, cultures, scenery, food, and design sensibilities that I discover all over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.
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      Quote 9377by Anonymous on 21/07/2012

      A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
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        Quote 10242by Anonymous on 23/09/2012

        There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
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          Quote 11766by Anonymous on 21/01/2013

          I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
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            Quote 12294by Anonymous on 23/03/2013

            Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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              Quote 13179by Anonymous on 26/06/2013

              Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
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