Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

In both business and personal life, I've always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do. Evidence of the languages, cultures, scenery, food, and design sensibilities that I discover all over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.