Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

ACT and SAT each have their own parts of the country. The GRE has its lock on graduate admissions. And so, one could blame the companies, but really, economically, they have no incentive to change things very much because they're getting the business.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.