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Quote 552by Anonymous on 05/01/2011

I'll always perform, because show business is in my blood. Or maybe it's in my feet. Wherever it is, I don't think I'll ever stop.
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    Quote 2020by Anonymous on 21/01/2011

    Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich.
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      Quote 2398by Anonymous on 28/01/2011

      Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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        Quote 3390by Anonymous on 05/02/2011

        She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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          Quote 4193by Anonymous on 16/02/2011

          Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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            Quote 5910by Anonymous on 05/09/2011

            See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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              Quote 6770by Anonymous on 07/10/2011

              Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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                Quote 7115by Anonymous on 22/10/2011

                Comedy is acting out optimism.
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                  Quote 8874by Anonymous on 03/06/2012

                  Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
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                    Quote 11951by Anonymous on 03/02/2013

                    Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
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                      Quote 12327by Anonymous on 26/03/2013

                      Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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