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Quote 4366by Anonymous on 20/02/2011

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.
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    Quote 6172by Anonymous on 14/09/2011

    I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
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      Quote 6626by Anonymous on 02/10/2011

      I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
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        Quote 6702by Anonymous on 04/10/2011

        Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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          Quote 7493by Anonymous on 05/12/2011

          The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
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            Quote 8904by Anonymous on 04/06/2012

            I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
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