Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.